Monday, May 30, 2005

My Mother Read My Blog

Okay, it happened.

I knew it probably would someday, even as technology challenged as my dear mother is, and I have no one to blame but myself.

Last week, I was over at her house, I checked comments on my blog from her computer.
I left the URL on the browser.
I'm a fucking idiot.

So I called her tonight and asked her what she was doing.
She said she was reading my blog.
I had a minor panic and I asked her what she read.

My mother's so fucking paranoid, (hi mom,) you know what she was looking for?

Stuff about HER! She was sure I had written posts about what a terrible mother she was and how she fucked up my life.

How narcissitic is that?

I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

11 Comments:

Blogger Pissy Britches said...

Hi MOM! Hope you like her blog. She is so fabulous!

Tuesday, May 31, 2005 7:16:00 AM  
Blogger Random and Odd said...

now would be the time to fix the font size on your comments so she can read all your friends blogs and make sure you're not hanging out with a 'shady' crowd!!

HI MOM! go read my mom's blog!!
http://momthefonz.blogspot.com

Tuesday, May 31, 2005 9:00:00 AM  
Blogger its just ME said...

LOL
My mom was reading my blog too and I didn't know until she emailed me one day to ask me if my post was because of a comment she had made to me earlier that day. I was like, HUH!? You reading my blog??
Anyway, doesn't sound like your mom flipped out on you or anything, so thats cool!
(Hi Mom, We LOVE your daughters blog!!)

Tuesday, May 31, 2005 11:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a crack-up. You are lucky your mom is cool.
Hiiiiii mom

Shelly

Tuesday, May 31, 2005 11:33:00 AM  
Blogger Random and Odd said...

Okay, IM today so we can fix this font. I AM TOO OLD TO TRY TO READ YOUR COMMENTS WHEN THEY ARE THIS SMALL!!

oh, and no...I haven't gotten my present!!

what is it????
(don't tell me here, I will NEVER be able to read it!! hee hee)

Tuesday, May 31, 2005 12:28:00 PM  
Blogger The Merry Widow said...

I would DIE if my mom (or my dad) read my blog.... They know that I like to go out and have a good time, but I don't want them to know the DETAILS of what I do. You know what I mean? It would be like if I had to sit around and listen to them talk about their sex life or something. EEEEEWWWWW!

Anywho, to RSG's mom: We love your dauther! Her blog is awesome.

Tuesday, May 31, 2005 1:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, RSG's mom, thanks for bringing her into the world! She rocks!

Does she know that Fucking is not Gwen Stefani's middle name?

3-4 people I work with know about it and read it, but I know some of their secrets ;-)

Tuesday, May 31, 2005 4:38:00 PM  
Blogger Elizabeth said...

I would shit two bricks and DIE if any relative of mine read my blog. Holy shit, just the thought makes me want to medicate myself.

Tuesday, May 31, 2005 5:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi, Mom! RSG *rocks my world*! Thanks for not freaking out.

Tuesday, May 31, 2005 8:52:00 PM  
Blogger Zoe said...

HA HA HA RSG- you totally cracked me up just now- and that is after editing a 20 freaking page term paper.

Well done.

P.s. my apple is right under this tree!

Tuesday, May 31, 2005 11:26:00 PM  
Blogger beautiful face said...

i would so freak out...i clear my browser everytime...thanks for the reminder!!!!

Wednesday, June 01, 2005 11:13:00 PM  

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