My New Fucking Ride
So, I bought the Honda Pilot. It's a 2004 and has 20K miles on it.
So far, I like it pretty damn well; and there is plenty of room for all of my kids and all of their fucking stuff!
I took this picture at the ladies house who I bought it from. I'll post another one of me driving it a bit later when it stops RAINING!
So far, I like it pretty damn well; and there is plenty of room for all of my kids and all of their fucking stuff!
I took this picture at the ladies house who I bought it from. I'll post another one of me driving it a bit later when it stops RAINING!
posted by Kathryn at
2:42 PM
17 Comments:
great fucking ride! i wish i had an suv for about 2 seconds. then i remember how much gas fucking costs and am glad i drive a bubble that gets 30-something miles/gallon. now you have to christen your new pimp-mobile! lol!
LOL...feynman!!
Okay so the font size is one size up and it looks SO much better. Now even your mom can read it!!
Nice ride!!
Feynman, You have no idea how much that made my fucking day! I've been driving a mini-van, and chicks don't dig a chick who drives a mini-van!
This weekend, I must go out and try to pick up chicks in my new ride...look out dykes of Portland, I'm on the loose in a S-U-fucking-V!
If you really wanted to put out the "calling all lesbians" alert, you'd drive a Suburu. With rainbow stickers on it. I like your ride much better. You let me know when you want to trick it all out: I'll bring over the cardboard, aluminum foil and tin cans.
Seriously. You need a sticker on that thing if you want to get the dykes of Portland.....
You NEED a rainbow sticker or they won't be able to tell you are a dyke....TRUST ME!
Shelly
Girls, girls, I'm all over it.
I placed my order today for a rainbow license plate holder, a rainbow squiggle sticker, a rainbow peace sign, and a rainbow flag car magnet.
My XH will FREAK OUT!
Seriously, I'm not going to put all of that stuff on my car, I just couldn't decide what I wanted so I bought them all. I'm thinking I'll use the license plate holder, maybe in the front, and put either the squiggle sticker or the rainbow peace sign on the back window on the LEFT side.
Shell, That's why I need Ang to help me pick up chicks this Saturday!!!!!!
Lelo,
Oh, yes, the tin cans and the aluminum foil coverered carboard, that's exactly what my new car needs.
I can't drive a Subaru, too small for my kids and all their fucking STUFF! Plus, I can make-out in the back of this bitch!
WOO HOO! Congrat's to you.
Hope you enjoy your new pimpin ride. You should get some spinners to put on that biatch.
Make it all ghetto fabulous.
SUVs are great but I am cheapest woman in America and when my tiny car takes over $20 in gas, it is like killing me. If I had to put $30+ in my car in gas, I think I would explode.
It stops raining in Portland? Hopefully not til after the Rose Festival Scum ooops, Fun Center is over with. ;)
Congrats.
~K!
Just wanted to say a quick hello. Just found your blog from another blog, and am having a great time reading it! The stuff you write cracks me up so much... can totally identify with much of it!
Congrats on the new wheels!
:) Ann
That's a nice lookin' ride... and the car isn't bad, either! :-) I love the Honda Pilot - must be a lesbian thing.
I would like to be a fly in your car when you drive around and pick up all your girlfriends in your new pimpin ride. Too fucking funny.
I would also kill you if you put all that shit on your car.
Mrs. Pissy, I DO need some spinning rims on that bitch! (to go with my rainbow sticker!!!!!)
Kismet: That fucking Rose Festival. I drove through town today (well not really through, I went over the Markam Bridge) and saw all that shit set up, yuck.
SassyFemme: Thanks for stopping by girl. What's with all of the bloggers from Texas, you guys should have a convention!
Charlotte: I haven't posted ME IN the car yet...lol.
Pissy, I promise I'll be reserved on the lesbian paraphanelia I put on the new ride; I DO still live in the fucking suburbs remember?
Camille and SFG: Believe me girls, I would LOVE to not drive a big old gas loving car, but with three girls who have a LOT of stuff and are REALLy busy; I'm stuck with one. At least I bought a Honda which is better than a big Suburban or something. I get about the same MPG as I did on my mini-van, maybe a little better.
My van cost $60.00 to fill. The Pilot cost about $40.00, but it has a smaller tank.
Unlike Sassyfemme, I really can't associate with any of it, hell, but I like it all the same. Oh yeah...go on the Rainbow stickers and throw a couple yellow ribbons on the back while your at it...
Dr. H.O. Potamus
I lust over subarus. I also lust over crossfires. Oh and I lust over pimped out blogs. I'm still waiting for my makeover- it's supposedly on the way.
M and G: Thanks for stopping by. I popped over to your blog too; I haven't commented yet though, I will.
Yes I do think that I am probably more of a lesbian than you... just because of my rainbow sticker!
Blu: I can't wait to see your pimped out blog!
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