XH's, craziness, brain tumors, and MS
Not necessarily in that order.
I'll start off by blogging that life is pretty fucking good this week. I haven't had any major traumas, no screaming fights with my XH, no BIG trauma with my former LBCG, my kids are all okay, I made killer money at my glamorous waitressing job last weekend, I got a new ride. I'm okay.
So when I'm okay, my mind turns to other things.
Like the fact that I have this little twitching thing on the left side of my chin, and my left eye twitches, and for two months my left calf muscle was spasming, and then today my left upper arm muscle (whatever the fuck muscle it is,) started doing the spasm too.
So in the age of GOOOGLE, I searched my symptoms and came up with either:
1. A brain tumor.
2. MS or
3. ALS
Or, I'm just a fucking CRAZY WOMAN!
The other thing that's going on is that my XH was over to drop off my DD#1, (BTW, he "approves" of my new car. He said that I made a "good and practical choice" as he drives around in his ACURA with the fucking NAVIGATION SYSTEM in it.)
He made not one, but TWo references that he has a girlfriend. One in the fact that he can't go to our daughter's softball game because he is taking a "friend" to see Moving Out. The other when he said that his "friend" is always giving him crap about his age. Which of course makes me think that his "friend" must be a LOT younger than he is.
That doesn't surprise me, he always liked younger girls, but that fucker is seeing someone and has been for a few months according to what I've heard. Good God, I'm glad I didn't DROP DEAD or something; I'd barely be cold in my grave and that bastard would be out fucking the first twenty-something chick he could find.
She probably only likes him for his car with the Navigation System.
I'll start off by blogging that life is pretty fucking good this week. I haven't had any major traumas, no screaming fights with my XH, no BIG trauma with my former LBCG, my kids are all okay, I made killer money at my glamorous waitressing job last weekend, I got a new ride. I'm okay.
So when I'm okay, my mind turns to other things.
Like the fact that I have this little twitching thing on the left side of my chin, and my left eye twitches, and for two months my left calf muscle was spasming, and then today my left upper arm muscle (whatever the fuck muscle it is,) started doing the spasm too.
So in the age of GOOOGLE, I searched my symptoms and came up with either:
1. A brain tumor.
2. MS or
3. ALS
Or, I'm just a fucking CRAZY WOMAN!
The other thing that's going on is that my XH was over to drop off my DD#1, (BTW, he "approves" of my new car. He said that I made a "good and practical choice" as he drives around in his ACURA with the fucking NAVIGATION SYSTEM in it.)
He made not one, but TWo references that he has a girlfriend. One in the fact that he can't go to our daughter's softball game because he is taking a "friend" to see Moving Out. The other when he said that his "friend" is always giving him crap about his age. Which of course makes me think that his "friend" must be a LOT younger than he is.
That doesn't surprise me, he always liked younger girls, but that fucker is seeing someone and has been for a few months according to what I've heard. Good God, I'm glad I didn't DROP DEAD or something; I'd barely be cold in my grave and that bastard would be out fucking the first twenty-something chick he could find.
She probably only likes him for his car with the Navigation System.
posted by Kathryn at
3:49 PM
9 Comments:
Hey, hey, hey..I'm a 20 something.
HEHE.
Well I am glad he "approved" of your new car purchase.
Fucker.
That's a man for ya! I agree with Pissy Britches... FUCKER! :)
Did you say "well my girlfriend is hotter than your girlfriend?"
Ex's suck.
My "honey's" mom had ALS. She had what they said was a "rare" form.
Well, if the XH's new chickie is a young girl--send your daughter in for details. Be sly...have her get the scoops...then she can tell ya what's goin on.
I know yer not suppose to do that-put kids in the middle, but let's be real here-I'd do it. "So did ya meet daddy's new girlfriend? What's she like?" THAT would sooo be me. Bitches. And yah, Pissy's right-he's a fucker. Now go drive yer new lil ride and blare the music...make ya feel better.
Ok, question....
You said...
"no BIG trauma with my former LBCG"....
I went MIA for a few days from reading peoples blogs and you called your LBCG "former". Did I miss something somewhere?
See, this is another reason I don't like going home cause I miss shit that happens..I'm so out of the loop...
Bridget, Thanks for stopping by :) I'll check out your blog...
d. I can't go to the doctor right now, I'm waiting for my new insurance to go into effect. Remember, my dear Canadien friend, we don't have universal healthcare here in the land of Bush.
Pissy and TJ: He IS a fucker!
Kimmy: I have not asked the girls anything, because I'm sure they will tell me something when they know. I don't think he's introduced them to her yet, they would have told me.
My LBCG are "taking a break" from our relationship right now. We are still spending time together but she is taking some time to figure out what she wants; it's all okay.
Blu: You're funny!
I think your twitching is from stress Woo.
You know he probably had the girlfriend when he was still WITH YOU....FUUUCKERRRRR!!
He can be somone else's bag of shit now!
I am in LA waiting for H to get back. I did just spend a lot of time with Flavor Flav. He is funny.
See you when I get back.
Shelly
Woo, You be careful down there in the big city; LA is a little bit different from our fair Rose City!
I promise not to get Ang in too much trouble in my Pick-Up-Chick Mobile.
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