Katie Holmes is in for a huge surprise
I caught a bit of a short interview with Katie Holmes.
She was asked if she was excited about the baby and if she was getting the nursery ready.
She answered that they were getting the baby's room ready and learning to knit.
She's learning to knit?
That poor girl is in for a rude awakening. I wonder if Tom didn't share with her that Scientologist are expected to give birth without drugs and without making noise.
Ha.
She better be doing a lot more than learning to knit in the few short months that she has before she gives birth. She should be learning every Bradley, Lamaze, and Hypno-birthing theory ever published. And she'd better find a good doula.
Cuz knitting isn't going to do shit for her while in labor!
But really what can you expect . . . she is only fourteen.
She was asked if she was excited about the baby and if she was getting the nursery ready.
She answered that they were getting the baby's room ready and learning to knit.
She's learning to knit?
That poor girl is in for a rude awakening. I wonder if Tom didn't share with her that Scientologist are expected to give birth without drugs and without making noise.
Ha.
She better be doing a lot more than learning to knit in the few short months that she has before she gives birth. She should be learning every Bradley, Lamaze, and Hypno-birthing theory ever published. And she'd better find a good doula.
Cuz knitting isn't going to do shit for her while in labor!
But really what can you expect . . . she is only fourteen.
posted by Kathryn at
9:25 AM
15 Comments:
I'm so glad I've avoided television....KH and TC sound like they could really make me sick.
I like the doula info! cool stuffs!
They kill me everyime I see them...Her parents are very unhappy with the whole situation also.
They bug the fucking shit out of me...every little thing about them as a couple.
LMAO @ she's only 14...hahahaha
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HAHA.
I am totally with you on this one girl. She must have lost her fucking mind or something.
I thought she was 12.
Holy crap that girl is in for a rude awakening if she's going into childbirth sans drugs and thinks she can keep quiet!
Physically impossible.
I hope she has a baby with a really big head! haha
Every day I read some weird shit about those two. The last article I read said, she wasn't allowed to go out past ten (!), she can't talk to the baby the first week after it's born, katie can't wear sexy maternity clothes (not that it matters cause her hubby is gay--oops) and a bunch of other stuff she can't do. She's like rapunzel locked in the tower. If she's happy fine, but I sense she's going to regret this, and it'll be really sad if that happens and there's a child involved.
I think she's been kidnapped by Alien's. Only alien's don't scream when they are giving birth, drug free.
She and Tom need to return to the mothership.
All she needs to birth that child are vitamins and exercise. No biggie, right, girls?
I keep waiting for her to wake the fuck up.
In my unrelated following comment I want to say that I can't wait to spend those 2 nights with you in Vegas!!!
I'm doing so well at Pigskin Pick'em and I do see myself in the winners circle with roses and you at the end, both of us, in front of the Bellagio, after 2-nights, a looooong weekend, with huge perverse smiles on our faces...
It was so cool of Kristine at Random and Odd to offer up you as the Season End prize for the winner of Pigskin Pick'em...
Dr. H.O. Potamus - "The Greek"
14?? I thought she was only about eleven-teen...
What the hell kind of vitamins does he have her on? She's lost her marbles.
Hee Hee...14...too funny.
I hope the baby is a 12 pounder.
god save us from having to hear any more about those two. makes me want to puke. thanks k, for saying what needed to be said. that's all i have to say about that.
Adrienne: She's looking forward to it? Oh please.
Lil Sis: Makes me sick too! Glad you liked the doula info.
Woos: If I were her parents I would be upset too. You know, DD#1 is 11 now, that could be her in just three short years!
Pissy: oh yeah. She is in for it!
Lucky: big head, that's mean! HA HA!
Gena: she can't go out past ten? Oh jeez, it's worse than I thought.
TammY: Maybe she's been abducted by the same aliens that took my DD#2???
Kami: Yeah, vitamins. I want those vitamins that make you be able to give birth w/o making noise.
Cristin: I thought you were at least 16?
SFG: Amen sister.
Hippo: I've been a failure at my football picks, I keep forgetting! I would love to spend two days in Vegas with you; we can pick up chicks together. You're buying right?
Bonny: same, same.
Terri: Definitly lost her marbles, for sure!
Chickie: that's mean! Funny though!
D: Amen to physical antics and shouting during birth!! Have another baby and I'll come up and be your doula!
D: No need for that; I'm a trained professional. I'll bring the John Tesh cd's for your labor!
Cass: A year at best!
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