I decided that I'm going to get her the twenty second rectal thermometer, and the butt paste.
Just to be a smartass!
My name is Kathryn and I'm a recovering straight girl... I realized after thirty-five years of being with men, that living the straight life is not the life for me. I am currently in the 12 step recovery program, trying to find my way to being a "real" lesbian.
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Your sure you want to be a smart ass? You could just be a cheeky monkey...
Hee hee. I did rectal on the boy for a LOOOOOOOONGGGG time. It's the best!!!
Poor baby having to have a rectal!
Good gift though it will be needed!
OK, back on the blogging wagon - holy shit. Sandy pops is a cunt. I don't use that word often (except in traffic) but she is. That was beyond rude. Bitch.
gotta love the rectal thermometers..butt paste, comes in handy for lots of things..i mean lots..haha
Hi Recovering Straight Girl, I found your blog through many twists & turns and must say I like it! Boudreaux Butt Paste really IS the best even though I bought it as a joke initially also. Oh BTW I am an animal nose junkie ... thought I was the only one! That obsession began at age 8 with our poodle who I used to hold in my lap as I watched cartoons and gently tap his little sweet nose. Awww. now I feel all warm & fuzzy!
Hi girls!!!
Christina nd Patti delurked,
YEAH!!!
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