Something in your house which isn't where it should be:

Okay, I may bleach my woodwork every week; but this is my garage.
Do you see all that shit?
I have boxes in there that I haven't unpacked from when I moved in last December.
All of the colored plastic boxes on the left are holiday decorations; but not Christmas, those are seperate. I have twelve boxes of Christmas decorations.
Does someone want to come help me get rid of that stuff?
Somthing that is broken, but you keep it anyway:

This is Macy. She is my sweet, fourteen year old Maltese dog and she is very broken!
She can't hear.
She can't see.
She has doggy Altzheimers.
And she only has one tooth.
She walks around at my feet ALL DAY LONG, and she has to sleep in my bed right next to me.
Here she is with LBCG:

Pathetic isn't she?
But I heart her and she is my little baby dog; so as long as she lives, I'll take care of her and love her, even though she drives me crazy sometimes.
Food you have in your house but you never eat:

Do you see those leftover containers?
I always take home my leftovers, but I NEVER eat them.
In my refrigerator at this very moment is Ceasar salad, mashed potatoes, and chocolate cake. The chocolate cake I ordered to go, brought it home and realized they gave me the wrong one; it had raspberries in it, (I do not heart raspberries...) I meant to take it back, but that was last Sunday and I don't think I'm going to get around it. I really wanted the cake I ordered. Damn.

So that's it friends.
I'm going to check out your stuff now...
Ciao y'all.