Changes that change my waistline...

Okay, so I've been through some changes as of late.
They started during the holidays, I got through them and then made my very strict New Years Resolutions which were to:

1. Start smoking regularly
2. Drink more alcohol and
3. Eat higher fat foods

Sounds easy enough, doesn't it?
Yes, 2006 was going to be the year for me; I was not going to set myself up for disapointment, I would SUCCEED at my reslolutions.

So what did I do? Well I got sick with the flu (thanks W,) and couldn't drink OR smoke (loser,) and didn't feel like eating. Had some difficult emotional issues which made me not feel like eating, and then a while later, I fell in love.

Do you know what happens when you fall in love?
You stop eating.

For two weeks I did not eat, and as a result my size 4 jeans and pants were falling off of me. I had to pull my belt tight on my work pants to keep them from showing my underwear.
I refuse to buy size 2 pants (based on the principle that no one should be a size two, period,) and figured I would start eating again someday.

Well that day came sometime last week and now I can't STOP eating.
Soon I'm going to be as big as a house and then I'll be depressed because I'm so damn fat.
I've been eating non-stop and NOT healthy food, no way.
Cookies, candy, and cheesecake. Yes, cheesecake that I baked my own self just because I wanted to EAT it.

I'm not really sure what the moral of this story is except to say that no one should ever take any kind of dieting advice from me.