My name is Kathryn and I'm a recovering straight girl... I realized after thirty-five years of being with men, that living the straight life is not the life for me. I am currently in the 12 step recovery program, trying to find my way to being a "real" lesbian.
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9:33 PM
I am a writer, blogger and columnist in Portland, Oregon where I live with my wife Cher and our three teenage daughters. The estrogen in our house sometimes reaches toxic levels. I am a recent graduate of Portland State University and begin graduate studies forthwith in the MFA program for Creative Nonfiction. I hope to finish graduate school before my children do. Cher and I recently acquired a Macgregor 26X sailboat because our lives were way too stagnant and boring and we had nothing to spend money on. It's an adventure that neither of us are prepared for and therefore, should be interesting. I can be found at: kathrynmartini.com recoveringstraightgirl.com and most recently, martinisserenity.blogspot.com
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19 Comments:
details...? lol
Oh my gosh! Okay, I have to ask, how did you even know that? Were you searching for that for some reason? LOL!
:::wandering off wondering what strange search terms would bring up my blog:::
You lucky girl!
OMG!!! LOL!! How was it!!!
Funny stuff. I'm sure you'd be happier if it was "Women who have slept with Gwen Stefani"... but what can you do? :-)
Lil Sis: Well it was like this. FIrst she sang me a song and played the guitar, (you know, to warm up her fingers,) and then she took off all of my clothes while she whispered poetry in my ear and then she slowly, slowly started....
(I'll let you imagine the rest!!!!)
Sassy: you dork, no I don't just go around doing MSN searches on random things... It came up on my stat counter for search engine searches that led to my blog. Download "extreme tracker" (google it, I don't know the url.)
Kami, Danielle: Oh I'm lucky all right, I just really wish that I could remember the incident.
Charlotte: Oh, it's okay. With Gwen I'd have to show her the ropes, (that's a LOT of pressure.) With Melissa, I'd be putty in her hands!!!!!!
Woo~
You are such a SLUT. SHe is a happily married woman!!!!!!!!!
ummmmm...I can't believe you didn't tell us right after it happened!
Shelly
Ok. How did you come up with this one? You are crazy as hell.
Who haven't you slept with? The Sprint guy, Melissa??
Jeez!
Hmm... now there's something to daydream about. I needed something else to think about besides feeling sorry for myself...lol.
I wish I could say the same...
Woo, I would have told you; but I didn't know...
Pissy: actually, I've slept with everyone.
Sublime: Feeling sorry for yourself? I thought that was MY job.
Curly: Oh, she's just one of the many...
Pissy was referring to the Sprint PCS guy because I really DID sleep with him (17 years ago in college; way before he was the Spring PCS guy, way before cell phones even...)
You fucking rock RSG.
I think he is totally HOT.
Did you do him more than once?
OMG. You're such a whore. I love it!
Did you come through her window?
LMAO @ Torrie!
Well, she's no Gwen but whatever....
Wow! Lucky Girl!
Found you at Kristine's!
Wow, what a thing to post in your memoirs! :)
wow. i am shocked. i knew you were a pimp, but STILL...melissa fucking etheridge?! you are my new idol.
Wow! Does she sing in bed?
~Eyes
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