My Holiday Wish for You

I want to get you all something for the Holidays! Since I don't have all of your addresses, I'll just have to hope that Santa gets my wishes for you in time...

First to the Woo's: I wish that you would win Powerball so that you could buy a big farm where you could adopt a whole bunch of dogs and cats who need homes; and for a job, you could play video games professionally!

Lishy: No more dickhead husbands, THREE caret diamond earrings, and all the cheesecake you can eat without gaining any weight.

To my HAB's:
Pissy: I wish for you a huge collection of Coach purses in every color of the rainbow, (so that you can share with Lil Miss Pissy and Gran Sissy.)

Kristine: I wish for you an endless supply of lenses for the D-70, and a sexy photographer assistant named Bambi.

Shaun: The latest photoshop with every clip art known to man, your own computer, and turns with Kristines sexy assistant named Bambi.

Blu: Lots of money in Grants and Scholarships so that you can keep going to school as long as you like and learn as much as you want!

Little Sister: Lots of sexy dresses and shoes to go out to fun places with Mr. Wonderful.

Curly: The most wonderful boyfriend in the world who does not have a girlfriend and loves all the things that you do; and a new car with tires that won't blow out in Ohio. Oh, and for your student loan company to tell you to forget about paying them back!

D: New next door neighbors, and that Nanny lady from television to come to live with you permanently.

LeLo: A gift card to Al's Garden Center with an unlimited amount on it.

Merry Widow: Acceptance to that accelerated medical school; the one that you can become a doctor in 18 months!

Mel: A huge donation to charity, a huge gift card to the bookstore, a trip to Aruba, and sex (preferably with me.)

SFG: A hurricane-proof house and a LONG trip to the spa to relax.

Kami: Coach purses and a cruise (maybe on Olivia,) for you and the MILF.

Jessica: State of the art video equipment (to do whatever with...) more nipple cozies, fondue chocolate, a house just for all your cats, and a new furnace.

SoozieQ: Heat in your work office, a postage meter, a personal dog trainer, and a state of the art cookie baking oven.

Adrienne: Warmth, no wedding drama, that Subaru that you want, and the right kind of cat food for your cat.

Jason: A laundry maid.

Sue and Charlotte: Jobs as professional travel critics...first stop, Olivia Cruise. (I'm going for a discounted group rate on the Olivia cruises)

Valerie: A satisfying and happy job that pays you what your worth. A move to Portland, and love.

Sassy: Great, high paying jobs for you and Fran, a beautiful new home in your new state, and a cruise on Olivia (maybe they'll give me a free cruise!)

SJ: exactly the kind of birth that you want.

Syd: State of the art cooking equipment and cooking lessons from the very cute Rachel Ray!

Cass: Lots of Pecan Pie! (Oh, and a cruise on Olivia...)

Kylz: A step stool and some new BBQ tongs, and an automatic sprinkler system.

If I left you out, it's because I couldn't think of anything or I accidently overlooked you but please know that I wish all of my blogging friends on the internet much love and peace during this Holiday season and throughout the New Year!

Hugs and Kisses to you and yours, from the RSG!