We do not discriminate based on your sexual preferences

Had my orientation today for my very glamorous waitressing job.
In the eight years since I've had a job outside of my home, things have changed a bit. When I was working in the business world, sexual harassment was just beginning to be taken seriously. It was the post-Anita Hill/pre-Monica Lewinsky days.

Well...I was required to watch an entire video about sexual harassment and what is appropriate and inappropriate in the workplace, ya-da ya-da ya-da.

Also a required lesson was learning about all of the ways my new company can't discriminate against me, their new glamorous waitress. I was happy to learn that they can't discriminate against me based on my sexual preferences.

This tickled my funny bone.

I was imagining someone asking me,
"So, Recovering Straight Girl, what is your sexual preference?"

And me saying something very, very, very nasty like,
"Well, I generally prefer it when my girlfriend licks my clit while she's fingering my pussy, but I do like other things as well; that's just what I prefer."

Do you think that's what they mean by sexual preferences? I'm just glad that they can't discriminate against me for it... whew, what a relief!