I was tagged by Valerie
I told you Valerie I was working on it.
I'm a procrastinator.
So here we go, my Ten Turn On's and Turn Off's.
Turn On's
- Fancy Martini's with fancy names and sweet ingriedients.
- Really good food.
- Dancing.
- When it's cold: Candles burning and a fire in the fireplace.
- When it's hot: Candles burning outside, on the patio, with a cool breeze and a cool drink.
- Snuggling on the couch with someone I really like.
- Feeling a woman's smooth legs against mine.
- Going out and having fun with friends.
- Watching my kids do anything, (except fight...)
- Having a clean house.
authors note: It was brought to my attention that I forgot one of my most important turn-on's, and I realized I forgot another, so I'm editing this bitch to be my 12 turn-ON's! - GWEN FUCKING STEFANI.
Turn Off's
- Being broken up with.
- Racisim.
- Biggots.
- Soap Scum.
- Dirty baseboards.
- Dirty counters.
- Okay, dirty, messy houses in general.
- Laundry.
- Paying bills.
- The general public.
I tag Curly Girl, cuz, I like her and she can't sleep so she needs something to do while she's awake.
11 Comments:
the general public ... that cracked me up ... hope you don't mind my visit, i'm on a blog cruise this morning, just checking out blogs linked from other blogs and well you know ... thanks
Ummmm...you forgot Gwen Stefani under "turn ons"
I had my friend burn me this kick ass CD for the drive up the mountain and it had her shit all over it. I was lovin it.
Hey RSG!!!
Great list. We have about 99% of things in common, have a great weekend!
Jujy: I will let you know, even though I don't eat beef, Nebraska probably has SOMETHING I can eat...
CrappyJazz: That's funny; I cruised through your site the other day... weird. Stop by anytime.
Pissy: I'm soooo gland you're back. You're right, I did forget MY GIRL. Okay, I'm going back and addding her. It's my blog, if I want 11 turn-on's, or even 12, that's my fucking perogative.
Danielle: thanks, you too.
i SO love #10.
have a great weekend.
I CAN NOT believe that you forgot Gwen Fucking Stefani....she'll never marry you now Woo.
Angie
LOL. I had completely forgotten that you hadn't done this list. Don't worry, SassyFemme tagged me with another and I haven't finished it yet. I'm having issues with it!
I'm with you on the candles!
Hey, RSG - you're too young to be forgetting shit - especially GWEN FUCKING STEFANI! I'm not even gay and I wouldn't forget her!
Did you think L-Word season 2 was as good as season 1? I really missed the "Marina" character to stir things up. I still plan to watch, though.
In keeping with the "dirty house" theme of your turn-offs...I can't stand that wet food left in the sink drain. My family thinks you can just rinse it down with no garbage disposal. I know it was edible food a few minutes before, and it is clean from being rinsed, but it gags me.
Gwen Stefani...yum!
Great Blog!
~Eyes
I've seen a pic of Gwen on your website and some recent mag cover. I'd definetely do 'er but I'm guessing due to the love affair all the L-words have for her that she doesn't go with hippo's. I dated-well more than dated, a B-word girl before and I didn't know she was B until I went into a party in a friends studio and she was on the bed making out with 2 other chicks while everybody else was non-chalantly eating chili dogs and drinking beer all around.
Oh the days of yore
Dr. H.O. Potamus
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